Some jokes write themselves. Others get written in late-night emails between a convicted sex offender and his equally charming brother while they workshop whether Putin keeps a folder labeled “Trump + Bubba” in the kompromat drawer.

Washington swears none of this exists.
The intelligence community swears they’ve “seen no evidence.”
The press corps swears they’re “still reviewing the material.”
In unrelated news, every powerful person involved flies private and forgets passwords for a living.

But sure. Totally normal behavior.

The Bubba Balloon Tee sits comfortably in that American sweet spot where the scandals get weirder, the denials get louder, and the people in charge keep insisting the whole thing is a conspiracy theory right up until the documents drop. Then they pivot to “old news,” “taken out of context,” and “we must stay focused on the real issues.”

The ruling class has many talents.
Subtlety is not one of them.

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