Equal rights? Sure. Equal roasting? Absolutely. Our “All Men Are Cremated Equal” tee puts a dark, sarcastic spin on the Constitution and cranks up the offensive humor just in time for spooky season. Featuring a witch stirring a skeleton in a bubbling cauldron, this funny shirt is perfect for those who like their sarcastic t-shirts served with a side of fire and a middle finger to political correctness. Ideal for Halloween, constitutional puns, and anyone who knows some guys just need to be simmered down.