"Hello, my name is Sparky, and I have an addiction" dog ID tag gives everyone a humorous heads-up before your pup launches into action, leaving no leg untouched by his best doggie dance move. Some dogs chase cars, some lick furniture, and others bark at invisible cats in the front yard. Your dog humps. Everything. You might as well put a warning on his dog tags for collars. Personalize the back of your custom dog tag for pets with four lines of text to have your pet returned if they are ever lost.