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Presenting the Squirrel Lives Matter T-Shirt – for those who know that sometimes the little guy needs a big voice…especially if he’s got a fluffy tail. Inspired by the notorious saga of the world's most wanted squirrel, hunted down in a five-hour government sting operation because, well, apparently, someone had to pay.
This shirt’s for everyone who thinks maybe our tax dollars could be better spent than on SWAT teams for squirrels. Made from 100% squirrel-friendly, ring-spun cotton, it's soft enough for cozying up on the couch and durable enough for dodging government overreach. Wear it to honor the fallen fuzzball, spark some laughs, and maybe inspire some real, nutty justice.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Printed by American squirrel lovers
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jul 5 - Jul 10
US$40
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