Bad Day to Be a Hot Dog Three dogs. One grill. Zero mercy. The "Bad Day to Be a Hot Dog";tee serves up backyard domination energy on a vintage cream 100% preshrunk cotton box tee. With cartoon wieners mid-sprint and bold red-and-blue text, it's the perfect fit for guys who take cookouts seriously—and everything else lightly. Wear it with: mesh shorts, crew socks, and a cold drink in hand—or pair with black cargos and a backwards hat when you're manning the tongs. Wear it to: BBQs, Fourth of July parties, or whenever you're bringing the heat to the picnic table.