FUTURE BLACKMAIL DIARY - Sure, you could use this tiny diary to jot down grocery lists and inspirational quotes. . . but let's be honest, it's way more fun to document suspicious behavior, embarrassing quotes, and all the dirt you might need later. You know, just in case. Measuring only 2.75" x 3.75", this journal may be small-but it holds big secrets. With 112 gilded-edge pages, it's the perfect place to keep receipts (figurative or literal),plot mild revenge, or simply record your chaotic brilliance.

VINTAGE-INSPIRED - Don't be fooled by its innocent looks. This little book may resemble something sweet and nostalgic, but it's ready to be weaponized with passive-aggressive poetry and ominous bullet points. The design is timeless, the energy is unhinged. We love that for you.

HIGH QUALITY - Featuring gold gilded edges, a sturdy cover, and 112 pages of premium paper, this pocket journal is as well-made as your next elaborate scheme. It's petite, polished, and perfect for jotting down things no one should remember but you definitely will.

PERFECT FOR GIFTING - Great for your most observant friend, your most chaotic sibling, or honestly. . . yourself. Whether they're full of drama or just great at documenting it, this diary makes a hilarious and stylish gift. Bonus points if you pre-fill a few pages with cryptic notes.

BRASS MONKEY - We're the perfect mix of kitschy and classy-think roadside souvenir meets art museum gift shop. At Brass Monkey, we design clever stuff for people with great taste and questionable judgment. This diary is no exception.